blitzcheer: (bluh bluh dad sucks)
Tidus ([personal profile] blitzcheer) wrote in [personal profile] regisrex 2020-01-12 12:22 am (UTC)

halfway into january/deca; gift

[ HE HATES THAT HE EVEN LISTENED TO HIS OLD MAN IN THE END.

But on a table in the house in simple brown shopping wrapping is a Book of Dad Jokes, with such amazing works of art such as:

- 'Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.'
- 'If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?'
- 'When you ask a dad if he's alright: "No, I’m half left.”'
- 'A son handed his dad his 50th birthday card. You know, one would have been enough.'

And so forth. Should he have gotten a dad focused book? Regardless, there's a small envelope attached to the front with Regis's name across it, inside a small card:

'I'm doing late holiday gift giving and someone told me this is up your alley. Let me know if they work on Auron.
Keep bugging him with them even if they don't.
Tidus'


There's more he'd like to say to the guy married to Auron (or know. and know), but this as far as he'll go in a stupid note. Can't sound like we care too much, now. ]

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